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Posted by life4hire on September 17th, 2008
With the rising fuel all over the world, people tend to save fuel which leads saving their money. I also switch from driving to riding for work but I definitely don’t have these kind of helmets !
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Honesty is still the best policy !
Posted by life4hire on September 16th, 2008
Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over Malaysia, about their values of life.
He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.
He would hold a competition in the next year’s seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.
Everyone did what was told to him. A year passed quickly. And next year in a big hall, there were hundreds of pots and a great variety of plants-a great scene.
Except one pot in which the soil was there and no plant! The owner was standing quietly and seemingly ashamed of himself!
The general manager called him on the stage. He asked him what happened and he told him the truth. He planted the seed which he was given – and did that was to be done- but nothing happened!
The general manager declared him the winner!
Everyone was shocked. It was announced, “Gentlemen! The seeds I gave you were boiled seeds. You planted them and nothing happened! You acted smartly and used some other seeds.This man was honest to his work and, therefore he did not cheat me or himself!”
moral of the story : be honest to yourself guys !
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More funny quotes for your day !
Posted by life4hire on September 15th, 2008
in order to get a job, a man rerequires 100% talent…
where as
a female requires only 4% talent..
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On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says”My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight.”
The impatient wife says”Surebut first at least let’s see the rocket to get there.”
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Sex is like Pizza
When its hot ym.. it’s VERY GOOD.
But then when it’s cold its still goo….d.
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The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
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Funny quotes for your Monday !
Posted by life4hire on September 15th, 2008
Practice makes a man perfect… – But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice?
Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. – They are so tasty.
Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.
Love thy neighbour. – But don’t get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children
“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning
“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !
“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two’s company, – three’s the result!
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say……..
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Joke : Why is it always black people?
Posted by life4hire on September 12th, 2008
There were a total of 15 passengers boarding a small plane on their way to Florida.
One black mother and her child were on their way to visit relatives while the other passengers consisted of the KKK on their way to a convention.
The plane took off and after flying for approximately 12 minutes when an announcement came over the intercom from the pilot saying:
We have overloaded this flight.
We are going to have to start throwing luggage out the window so the p lane won’t go down.’
Two minutes later you could see luggage being thrown out the window.
Five minutes after that, the pilot made a second announcement.
‘We are still experiencing problems. We’re sorry, but the plane is still overloaded and we’re going to have to get rid of some of the weight so the plane won’t go down.’
‘We’re going to have to ask some passengers to jump out of the window when we call you by your name. To make it fair, we’ll go alphabetically. We’ll star t with A. Will all the African Americans please jump now?’
The black woman and her child continued to sit.
The pilot came over the intercom system.
‘Next is B. Will all the Black people please jump now’?
The Black woman and child continued to sit.
The pilot came over the intercom system again..
‘Next is C. Will all the colored people please jump now? ‘
All the KKK was now staring at the mother and child. The black woman and child continued to sit.
The child then looked up at her Mom and said:
‘Mom aren’t we all of those?’
The mother then replied to her daughter,
‘Baby, we niggers tonight and the K’s come before the N’s.’
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