Sebenarnya Encik Spatt sudah kehilangan Kamus Dewan dia yang mahal tuh. Aku pon pernah ada Kamus Dewan jugak. Tebal duh, penat aku membelek siot. Dulu aku rajin buat Teka Silang Kata Utusan. Jenuh aku buat & pos, tapi tak pernah menang pon. Hampeh !

So link yang aku nak share sebenarnya adalah link kepada Kamus Dewan Online. Time dulu aku nak guna Kamus Dewan, aku dah try search kat internet, tapi tak jumpa. Mungkin tak wujud lagi kot time tuh. Dah lama dah aku try cari tapi tak ingat bila. So kepada kekawan yang malas nak bukak link tuh, aku dah sertakan sekali webshot untuk halaman Kamus Dewan Online tuh.

Tuh la rupanya Kamus Dewan Online tuh. Untuk orang nak tahu camana nak buat webshot atau screenshot mudah seperti di atas, korang leh refer tutorial yang aku dah buat dekat sini.

Bukan setakat ada Kamus Dewan, malah ada jugak kamus untuk istilah-istilah lain seperti di bawah. Disebabkan aku malas nak menaip sebijik-sebijik, korang tengok jer la screenshot kat bawah ni.

Mudah betul aku rasa bila dah ada kamus online seperti ini. Alang-alang aku dah bukak Kamus Dewan Online ni, meh kita tengok apakah maksud domain aku ni mengikut Kamus Dewan ! So maksud berceloteh mengikut Kamus Dewan adalah …

So begitulah celoteh aku untuk kali ni. Diharapkan Encik Spatt dapat mengambil manfaat dari entry aku kali ni dan semoga beliau tidak bersedih di atas kehilangan Kamus Dewan beliau.

UPDATE 

Kamus Dewan Online telah bertukar kepada URL baru iaitu http://prpm.dbp.gov.my/Similar Posts:

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Pertama sekali, aku nak lari dari topik sket. Sahabat aku Noktah Hitam ada buat post pasal kekejaman Israel, korang patut baca post dia. Aku dah sembang panjang ngan dia pasal isu ni, so aku nak tegaskan kat sini, post aku bertajuk Boikot Israel=Boikot Arsenal mungkin telah disalah tafsir oleh ramai pihak. Kita patut tahu beza Yahudi dan Israel, company yang ada kepentingan direct dengan Israel atau hanya tokey dia Yahudi. Apa yang aku zahirkan di entry sebelum ini hanyalah respons balas aku dari kaca mata yang telah dizahirkan oleh entry seorang blogger lain.

Panjang lak intro aku. Berbalik kepada persoalan asal, aku amat pelik dengan ahli-ahli politik sebenarnya. Mungkin kerana aku bukan seorang ahli politik, aku bukan ahli mana-mana parti politik atau aku takde pengalaman sebagai seorang ahli politik, aku tak tahu kepayahan seorang ahli politik. Mungkin kompleks sangat kot kehidupan sebagai ahli politik sampai dia sukar sangat nak buat sesuatu untuk kawasan yang diwakilinya.

Aku tak kisah pihak kerajaan dan pihak pembangkang dok gaduh gegar satu dewan pasal itu ini, sebab aku rasa benda tuh takde kaitan dengan aku secara direct. Kalau dah sesuatu benda tuh memang tak betul, takde guna nak tegakkan benang yang basah. Buat apa lagi nak gaduh, admit kesalahan anda sudah ! Bagi aku, tidak akan timbul soal pembangkang jikalau pihak kerajaan yang memerintah menjalankan kewajipan mereka dalam memelihara rakyat. But then again, aku bukan seorang ahli politik, so mungkin ada faktor-faktor lain yang membuatkan pembangkang suka sangat nak jadi kerajaan dan kerajaan sukar sangat nak menjaga kebajikan rakyat walaupun benda-benda yang simple.

Tapi sekiranya aku seorang ahli politik atau wakil rakyat, apa yang akan aku buat?

1. Banyakkan akhbar pembangkang

Reason aku simple jer. Aku buat yang terbaik aku leh buat untuk rakyat dan aku banyakkan akhbar pembangkang untuk hentam aku. Kalau aku bersih dari rasuah dan salah laku lain, takde ape aku nak takutkan. Mungkin aku ada terlepas pandang, aku leh harapkan pembangkang untuk cari kesalahan aku. Mungkin ada orang miskin kat kawasan aku tak dapat pembelaan dan aku tak perasan, aku biarkan jer pembangkang bongkarkan untuk aku, aku baca dan aku ambil tindakan. Simple as that.

2. Beri kebebasan media.

Aku dok tengok berita malam pasal kempen kat Terengganu. Banyak berpihak pada kerajaan. Tunjuk itu ini pasal kerajaan. Bukan aku nak salahkan TV atau akhbar atau kerajaan, tapi nampak sangat berat sebelah. Aku tak tahu apa sebabnya, aku malas nak tahu tapi aku tak nampak rasionalnya. Aku bagi contoh, kata la slot politik 2o minit, 18 minit dok tunjuk pasal post kerajaan, 2 minit lagi pasal pembangkang. Tuh pon sket jer, kalau ada pon kira nasib baik. Kebebasan media adalah perlu untuk masing-masing ada peluang untuk berkempen dan menyampaikan berita sebenar, bukan cut sana, cut sini, paste sana paste sini. Dari maksudnya A, tros jadi maksudnya B. Aku bukan orang media, maybe orang media boleh jawab soalan aku ni, kenapa media selalu berat sebelah?

3. Beri perhatian pada ruangan complaint kat akhbar.

Aku belek-belek Kosmo dan Harian Metro setiap hari, selain dari iklan yang memenuhi Metro dan cerita-cerita separa lucah di sana, aku suka baca ruangan komen pembaca dan juga aduan dari pembaca melalui SMS dan email. Kalau mengikut pendapat aku yang tak seberapa ni, kebanyakan problem tuh kecik sahaja, bukan besar sangat tapi sebab dibiarkan, terus melarat. Kalau Pak Menteri leh lantik seorang setiausaha akhbar, kenapa tak boleh lantik seorang setiausaha baca akhbar untuk analisis complaint dari pembaca. Dengan kuasa yang ada, aku rasa confirm senang jer setel masalah.

4. Isytihar harta sebelum jadi ahli politik

Sebelum aku jadi ahli politik, aku akan isytihar harta aku banyak mana dan juga masa aku jadi ahli politik dari semasa ke semasa. Aku tak nak orang kata sebab aku jadi ahli politik, aku jadi kaya. Jadi lagi miskin takpe. Wakil rakyat dipilih oleh rakyat untuk memperjuangkan dan membela hak mereka. Tapi trend aku nampak skang ni, orang berebut-rebut nak jadi ahli politik sebab nak kumpul harta dengan lebih banyak. Senang nak kawtim project sana-sini. Dah lari dari perjuangan asal menjadi wakil rakyat. Haiyaaaaaaa…

5. Wujudkan blog persendirian.

Aku juga akan wujudkan blog persendirian untuk menghebahkan pada masyarakat tentang permasalahan yang aku hadapi supaya orang maklum dan boleh beri respons pada masalah aku.Mungkin aku tak nampak dengan mata kepala aku dari pelbagai sudut atau otak aku tak terpikir pasal benda tuh, tapi maybe ada orang leh berkongsi pengalaman dan jalan penyelesaian yang berkesan. Mungkin sekali sekala aku selitkan kejayaan aku membantu orang ramai. Korang rasa aku nak menunjuk? Terpulanglah pada pemikiran masing-masing tapi aku lebih suka letak segala usaha aku kat blog aku sendiri daripada canang ke serata negara dengan TV tempatan aku pergi tolong orang kat sana sini. Aku rasa orang media lagi banyak benda penting nak sebarkan pada rakyat daripada cerita aku derma RM5k kat si polan si polan siap dengan cek replika lagi. Kalau aku derma, selalunya aku suka senyap-senyap. Buat apa nak menunjuk kalau ko ikhlas, betul tak? Kat TV, aku tengok replica cek tunjuk juta-juta, yang dapat sebenarnya berapa? Entah-entah tak ada langsung. Dengan blog juga, para pembaca boleh memberikan feedback pada aku, kelemahan aku, kesilapan aku dan input-input berguna lain pada aku. Ramai orang politik ada blog tapi maybe sebab diorang busy sangat, diorang jarang update blog. Takpun ada orang lain tolong updatekan. Yang aku tengok rajin update blog, sama ada ahli politik tuh dah bersara ataupun kecundang dalam pilihan raya lepas. Hehe.Jangan terasa ok ?

So far, pemimpin yang aku rasa paling best adalah TG. Nik Aziz Nik Mat. Korang leh tengok video kat bawah ni, nanti korang akan tahu pasal apa aku kagum ngan dia.

Banyak lagi aku nak tulis sebenarnya pasal topik ni tapi aku biarkan pembaca-pembaca aku bagi komen plak. Apa diorang akan buat kalau diorang jadi ahli politik. Boleh tak kawan-kawan ?

p/s : Aku ingat nak interview ahli politik la plak lepas ni. Ada sesapa leh tolong? Kot dapat Syazwan dapat arrange untuk Ali Rustam ke?

p/s lagi : Aku tak berminat nak menceburi politik secara direct. Sekian, terima kasih !

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Sekarang ni setiap hari berita tengah kecoh dengan serangan Israel ke atas Gaza dan bumi Palestine. Bukan setakat berita dan akhbar, malah para blogger sekalian pon ingin berkongsi pendapat, pandangan dan resolusi masing-masing ke atas isu ini. Ada yang boikot Fotopages seperti Rohaizad, ada yang bertanya sejauh mana kita peduli pasal Palestin seperti Affuan, Megat mengajak kita bersatu membantu Palestin dan memboikot Israel jugak dan macam-macam lagi.

Berbalik kepada persoalan yang membuatkan hati aku panas tadi adalah daripada seorang blogger yang penyokong tegar Manchester United. Mungkin sesetengah orang tahu, mungkin ramai yang tidak tahu aku peminat Arsenal. So sememangnya orang-orang Big Four kat EPL ni suka kutuk team sana-sini (tapi bukan aku). So aper yang membuatkan aku rasa terbakar tadi? Ni sebenarnya puncanya !

Selalunya aku memang boleh tahan kalau orang dok kutuk Arsenal, pasal aku sedar kutuk-mengutuk tuh perkara biasa jer. Tapi tak tahu la kenapa kali ni aku rasa tersentap sangat! Aku tak tahu kaitan lain Arsenal selain David Dean, salah seorang dari Board of Directors Arsenal adalah Jewish, Fly Emirates konon nyer ada kaitan ngan Israel jugak dan Arsenal pernah konon nyer nak promote Israel sebagai destinasi perlancongan as part of sponsorship deal (aku pon tak tahu apa jadi dengan kes ni pasal dapat tentangan hebat dari penyokong Arsenal.)

Berbalik kepada persoalan, Manchester United dipunyai oleh Malcolm Glazer. Kalau korang baca Wikipedia tuh, korang akan nampak yang mamat Glazer ni terang-terang Jewish. Aku malas nak korek banyak pasal sponsor-sponsor Manchester yang lain seperti Budweiser pasal cukup satu point tuh jer. Bila ko sokong Manchester United, ko mengkayakan Malcolm Glazer. Ko mengkayakan Malcolm, maknanya ko pikir sendiri. Aku lantas memberikan komen di bawah untuk tuan punya blog dan berikut adalah balasan nyer.

Gelak serius atau gelak memain tuh?

Aku sokong Arsenal tapi kerana aku suka tengok diorang main bola. Aku tak pernah beli barangan Arsenal original kerana mahal. Aku tak pernah lagi menonton Arsenal live di stadium sekadar di mamak sahaja. Aku tak pernah naik Fly Emirates pon pasal aku tak pernah ke luar negara. So adakah aku perlu boikot Arsenal kerana nak memboikot Israel ??

Aku teringat kata-kata Megat dan Rohaizad dalam menulis blog, bukan mudah kerana kita perlu mencari fakta dan alasan kukuh (aku try cari entry tuh tapi tak jumpa plak). Senang cerita, nak tulis blog, jangan main merapu jer. Buat analisa dan perdalamkan pencarian maklumat. Dan untuk penulis entry tersebut, aku bukan nak start perang ke ape ke, just kita saling sama menegur. Btol tak? Tapi paperhal pon, aku terpaksa cakap….(style gotcha Hitz FM)

Arsenal 1 – 0 Manchester United

p/s : Jed Yoong kata kalau nak boikot Jews dan USA yang sokong Israel, kita patut boikot Blogspot dan WordPress jugak. Aku ada cadangan lebih baik. Kita gunakan Blogspot dan WordPress tuh untuk membalas serangan diorang plak. Gunakan harta/teknologi mereka untuk menyerang mereka. Setuju ?
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A turtle family went on a picnic.. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings.Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months theycleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements.

Then they discovered the had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home.

Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.

Three years passed– and the little turtle had not returned. Five years…six years.. then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich.

At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, “SEE I knew you wouldn’t wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.”

The Moral Is…

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…..Now keep guessin y i sent it 2 U.

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? ”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feeling better?

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil
in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don’t see any other way to marry your daughter

There is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads “We may
never piss this way again.”

Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Q: What’s the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Boss: I’ll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I’ll raise it to
6000. So when would you like to start?
Santa: In 3 months.

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?

Pilot asking permission to land said, “Guess who?”
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Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over Malaysia, about their values of life.

He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.

He would hold a competition in the next year’s seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.

Everyone did what was told to him. A year passed quickly. And next year in a big hall, there were hundreds of pots and a great variety of plants-a great scene.

Except one pot in which the soil was there and no plant! The owner was standing quietly and seemingly ashamed of himself!

The general manager called him on the stage. He asked him what happened and he told him the truth. He planted the seed which he was given – and did that was to be done- but nothing happened!

The general manager declared him the winner!

Everyone was shocked. It was announced, “Gentlemen! The seeds I gave you were boiled seeds. You planted them and nothing happened! You acted smartly and used some other seeds.This man was honest to his work and, therefore he did not cheat me or himself!”

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where as

a female requires only 4% talent..

remainig is ..

\3/\6/
)24(
(3|6)

………………………………………….

On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says”My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight.”

The impatient wife says”Surebut first at least let’s see the rocket to get there.”

………………………………………….

Sex is like Pizza

When its hot ym.. it’s VERY GOOD.

But then when it’s cold its still  goo….d.

………………………………………….

The saddest part of a Man’s body is his Balls.

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Money is not everything. – There’s MasterCard & Visa.

One should love animals. – They are so tasty.

Save water. – Shower with your girl friend.

Love thy neighbour. – But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. – It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children

“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day – Than waking up every morning

“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me” – I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; – Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company, – three’s the result!

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know – So… Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”

Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor:
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don’t succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Well done is better than well said .

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.

Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.

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