Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

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1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but its best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. Its easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but its usually not as much fun.
6. Its usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. Its best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don’t need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If your’re with someone who is having trouble keeping up, its usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you’ve got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes its nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once your’re over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That’s why some of them are called Mountin Bikes.

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5 Replies to “Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?”

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  2. Actually there is a difference between riding a bike and having sex. When u ride abike u have to pump it before u ride, while in having sex, u have to ride it before u pump

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    life4hire Reply:

    haha..when i think back about it, you’re kind of right..but what the heck..the point is we laugh at it…don’t take it too seriously.. LOL

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